SUMMARY

Penny and Ezra Lamb have been home-schooled on a hippie colony their whole lives - and they’re dying to get out. When the commune is busted, the siblings, each seething with repression, are enrolled in a Catholic private school, where they are instant social outcasts. Penny is quickly ostracized as a "lesbo,” meanwhile Ezra is fixated on German nihilism and reselling his Ritalin and Dexedrine prescriptions. After heartthrob Johnny Moon rebrands himself as a misogynistic rapper, the siblings run away from school on a bus tour of the continent - financed by selling their prescriptions - to bring back the "real" pop star. Irreverently dark and bursting with originality, Legoland’s Lamb siblings are prying for connection any way they can get it.

This show contains adult language.

AVAILABLE ROLES

PENNY LAMB

(≥ 18, female-presenting) A sixteen-year-old girl, sister of Ezra. Bright, commanding, and highly physical, but honest.

EZRA LAMB

(≥ 18, male-presenting) A thirteen-year-old boy, brother of Penny. Stoic, eccentric, and a boy of many voices. Highly physical, but honest.

Legoland auditions will be gender-blind - this means that while characters may have to present as a certain gender onstage due to certain core themes and licensing restrictions, auditioners are encouraged to audition for any role regardless of gender.

Auditioners must be at least 18 years old by March 15, 2026 to be considered for any role in this production.

AUDITIONS

Auditions will be held first-come first-served at St. Phillip’s Episcopal Church Parish Hall in Easthampton, MA on:

Thursday, February 26th, 6:30PM to 9:30PM

Sunday, March 1st, 1:00PM to 4:00PM

For your audition, please register in advance and prepare the provided character selections for the role(s) you are auditioning for - memorization is not required, but preparation is encouraged.

REHEARSALS / PERFORMANCES

Rehearsals will begin on March 15th and will be held between Easthampton and Northampton on:

Sundays from 1:00PM to 4:00PM

Tuesdays from 6:30PM to 9:30PM

Wednesdays from 6:30PM to 9:30PM

Performances will be held from May 22nd to May 31st at CitySpace in Easthampton, MA on Fridays at 7:30PM, Saturdays at 2:00PM and 7:30PM, and Sundays at 2:00PM - please note that Saturdays have afternoon and evening performances.

Please click here for a complete list of rehearsal and performance dates and times.

PRODUCTION TEAM

Directed by Devin Dumas

Stage Managed by Tommy Ciarla

Produced by Why’s It Gotta Be? Theater Group

Costuming by Giganta Smalls

Puppet Design by Zack Kinsley-Greeley

Set Design by Zack Kinsley-Greeley

Sound Design by Devin Dumas

Lighting Design by Moe Doran

Please contact admin@wigbtheater.org with any inquiries.